Rufus, like many cats, loves to sit inside empty cardboard boxes. When the box is medium-sized, it's cute. When the box is small, and Rufus's fat hangs over the rim of the box, it's funny. And when the box is extra large – like the one that housed our recently purchased treadmill – it's ridiculous. It's like a yacht for a cat. A really bland-looking, uncomfortable, champagne-less yacht.